Sunday, December 31, 2006

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Unlike futurists, adivinhólogos and voodoo, just use astrology, ancient science, to make predictions. As everyone knows, but it gives us only the trends universal, so please predictions with at least 90% certainty, not to cause panic in society.

Deaths and births:

-Margaret Thatcher will die, will die
INRI Christ
-Popo will die will die
-Tony Tornado
-be born striker cup, 2026-
Nascerá a future prime minister of Brazil
-Born from a future president Russia
-Mstislav Rostropovich will die will die
-Jane Fonda-
be born a boy Cyclops

Woes:

-tsunami will devastate the absurd
Crimean-plane will fall on the eastern coast of Africa
-Burning in Portugal
-Tropical Storm freighter ran aground in the Panama Canal
-Large blocks of ice will loosen up the polar ice caps
New mutation far more deadly avian influenza virus
-Series of earthquakes panic him
Japan-focused Strange radiation-Sea in California
cause problems raging in Holland
-Tectonic plates move will unpredictably
-Blizzards paralyze the United States
-Changes in ocean currents
-volcano will erupt in South America
-Wave Heat the Mediterranean
Areas of contamination of mysterious disease will be found both in Australia and Africa

Terrorism

-There will be some in Brazil ixprosão

Sports

-Brazil fail in organizing the Pan American Games
-Brazil won the Copa America and will be able to classify the Olympics
-Time Brazilian reach the Libertadores Cup final but lost
-Roger Federer will break his foot
-Changes between heavyweight champions

World

-Pope harshly criticize those who do not believe in parthenogenesis of Jesus, causing huge controversy
-George Bush cry in public
reiterate its policy-Iranian atomic
-Computer viruses make it difficult operations in exchanges around the world
-Romanian receive the first transplant of stem-
world crisis in Iraq will continue
-sardine consumption in Brazil will increase
-Desertification smash records Celebrities



-Silvio Santos will be affected by strong caganeiras
-Specular will Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt adopted a Brazilian slum-
Ronaldinho reengordará

Local

Noise3D indie-club will be destroyed by fire
-Study show that tourists get here when melanomas
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Repression student march will leave one dead and several injured